damn bored

what is with these people that use an expletive to begin and end every sentence? listening to a few conversations at the warehouse last night was making me twitch. ef this ef that.

OHHH yeah, im in south jersey, arent i. forgot. pineys.

im sick of the benny talk down there too. why are you freaks proud of being from the sticks? meh.

driving down through holiday city and mule road at 2 am = creepy shit. not a car to be seen.

they should put a damn street light in that wooded area, or something, beware of rapists sign maybe.

i gotta go to work.

clean up this mess.

so i downloaded and watched this movie the other morning, and i must say, either im not getting the comedic genius of the whole thing, or that was the stupidest movie i have ever seen. what the hell was it supposed to be? there was no resolution, there was no real plot. it was like an episode of seinfeld, without the humor, cleverness, character development or kramer. it was just. nonsense.





i mean, parts were funny, in a van-wilder-guy-shitting-in-the-trash-can, low brow kind of way. but this was by no means the masterpiece it was made out to be. this was garbage.

so i caved and got me a flickr account.





i am now part of the problem





http://flickr.com/photos/andrw/

im still alive





//ive got nothin

looks like im gonna have to go BACK to the dentist :-





i dont think im going to get away with no cavity this time :-(





i hate needles. oh lawd i hate needles.

last night it snowed a-friggin-gain. i like snow, but this is getting ridiculous. i had to clear at least an inch from my driveway.





and ive got this....customer.





this....bitch....calls in and complains that she fell trying to get her paper on her driveway, so i should porch it until the weather improves. so let me get this straight. you didn't shovel your driveway (she isnt elderly btw, she has a shitload of teenage kids), so now you want me to risk a broken hip to get your paper safely up on the porch? do you realize how much i get paid per paper, toss, tube or porch? $.06. 6 cents woman. im not shuffling up your driveway for 6 cents.





on top of that i get a complaint, please insure that customer has a tv guide and all circulars in paper every sunday. um. excuse me? you expect me to friggin check your paper? what if everyone decided they wanted that? thatd be like another hour a day.





i hate you gilford park press subscribers. i hate you with the fire of a thousand suns.

woooo. i got wifi working on my laptop again. yayayayaya. took a bunch of tinkering and a few how-to/faq/guides, but it finally works. apparently i didnt realize the difference between the DWL-650 model and the model i have DWL-650+ (model of the wireless card), is a huge one. two different chipsets. thus i was trying to get the non-+ to work, when i had the +. so yeah.





none of this makes sense to most of you, but those who do get wtf im saying, you know that feeling. the, ive-been-tinkering-for-hours-and-omg-look-it-works euphoria that is coming over me right now.





i am teh uber nerd.

it is so friggin cold out, its cold inside, even though it isnt actually temperature cold. it comes right through the walls, you can just sense it. im wearing all kinds of layers and shit, i look like i should be wearing 4 pairs of stockings rolled down around my calves, pushing a cart.





but im not.





id like to put in for spring now, if that would be possible. kthx.

so ive been seriously considering getting a mac mini. i really have wanted to play around with OS X for a long time, but mac's that run it haven't been very affordable. i guess im pretty much the target customer for apple.





hmmm.








.....

i dont have pink eye, or any of that. apparently i just got something in my eye. the optometrist used a q-tip to take it out. A Q-TIP. in my eye. that was just plain wrong.

guh. im so sick i cant even think. i look like i was just in a fist fight. my right eyeball is like blood red and mostly closed, im coughing like ive got lung cancer, im sneezing, my whole body aches, im tired all the time. my father brought home some kind of mutant strain of superflu that just ripped through the house like a wildfire. im sorta nervous about this pinkeye thing, i read it can cause blindness if its left untreated. i can't be blind. the blind are courageous.





</george>





so i may have to break my non-doctor streak. something like 12 years ive avoided the dreaded MDs.





sigh.





it was a good run. :-(

guh. been so sick the past few days. caught the flu from my father, now the whole house is sick. place sounds like the TB ward.





yeck.





we're getting like 24 inches of snow, hopefully ill get a day off work out of the deal. thatd be nice, and itd be worth the annoyance of snow blowing.

good day. got new earbuds @ target to replace the apple ones that a) sucked and b) got sliced to pieces while i was butterfly knife-practicing. :-[





++





they were listed as $30 but wrang up for $12.99





and quiznos turkey sandwiches pwn.





icebreaker liquid mints are lethal in doses of 10 or more and the woods own in the snow. on a semi creepy level.





that is all.

i have slightly more faith in humanity. or maybe more faith in luck. more...faith.





i was with travis over by papa johns and the surrounding areas today and at some point dropped my cell phone. i returned 3 hours later to find it sitting, right where it fell, on the median in the middle of the road.





luckiness.





like.





woa.

work cometh soon.





saw meet the fockers today, funny, but as colin told me beforehand it was more...umm....over the top, than the original. the truth serum thing was a little crazy.





will post something longer on the morrow.

i decied to go back to this for a while, will post more later.